In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
In which Danny actually has known this entire time because he is not a fucking idiot and no one in Beacon Hills has mastered the art of subtlety.
why do people have like 74973 different names for these
THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY FREEZE POPS BC YOU FUCKING FREEZE THEM OKAY
Yeah those are freeze pops, flavor ice is the brand name of those specific freeze pops. Popsicles are the stuff on the sticks. Don’t know what the fuck otterpops are though.
freezies or mr. freezes
holy shit. AU where Derek and Laura never left Beacon Hills and Stiles has been spinning theories about them forever because clearing SOMETHING abnormal is going on, and Danny routinely just rolls his eyes like are you for real? at him because who the fuck’s ever heard of an inland mermaid, Stiles,
and then by the time Scott gets bitten and Stiles is running around crowing werewolf he’s literally the boy who cried wolf
stiles tries to tell his dad and his dad is like, stiles stop it. the hales aren’t werewolves.
the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.
but can you imagine how’d he’d sound a loft party?
“I’m going to subvert the whole, like, narrative ideal by telling you upfront that these two, like, teenagers are going to fall in love and die, and then do it. So there’s no more hiding in the words. Stark, yeah? And then, I think I’ll hide a sonnet in their big scene together, right? It’ll be subversive, because only, you know, people who are up on sonnets will get it…..what? No, she’s thirteen—a little edgy but that’s art, man. Art.”